Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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