Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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