Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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