i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think I sprained my soul last night
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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