dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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