I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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