She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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