she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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