My balls are so social today.
it was like eating out sand paper
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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