nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He better not be in your backpack
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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