It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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