I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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