Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We have started to decorate penises.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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