It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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