Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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