"it" just moved
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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