Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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