Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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