3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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