Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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