Don't you send me to vm
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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