Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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