Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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