But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Sponge bath it is.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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