Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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