If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
