Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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