You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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