i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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