Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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