Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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