My room smells like vodka and shame
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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