Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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