I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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