i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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