Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I need to sanitize my soul.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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