I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
smell my finger.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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