I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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