I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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