I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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