You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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