i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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