Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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