So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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