Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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