4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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