guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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