i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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