i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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