how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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