I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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