and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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