Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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