So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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