My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
two words...techno handjob
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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